Ohmygod. This would make a killer tattoo but the painnnn
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
i want to eat fifty pounds of yogurt. i want to breathe it. i want to drown in it. i want to be one with yogurt. sprinkle my ashes at the chobani factory i want to be my own flavour
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
I’m not even going to ask what he did with the never-ending pasta bowl
had to shut a bitch down today
"you haven’t blocked me or deleted your account, that means you consent to my stalking" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME